Scene Girls; You Thought They Were Hot, Until...

     Time to remove the mysterious mask of Spackle which has so thoroughly hidden the frightening truth behind it!  You may have been fooled into thinking these "Scene Queens", as they call themselves, are at least moderately attractive, but alas, the truth emerges.

AAAAAaaaaahhhh!

The truth hurts.

Kinda cool in a Horror Movie sort of way.

Ooof. 

:(

Now, let me show you an example of a girl who looks hot when she's got makeup and photoshop on her side.  When her real appearance isn't completely obscured, she looks significantly less attractive.

Keep in mind, that she is still wearing a good deal of makeup and utilizing photoshop in the second pic.
 


  That's all for now, but I hope I have helped some of you in your quest for the truth.

On a Serious Note...

You Look Like a Douche When You Do That

You may not be aware, but when you do that, you look like a total douche-nozzle.

Please don't put that in your mouth... I'm sure that thing is filthy.

I don't know who told you your makeup looks good that way, but whoever they are, they're not your friend.

Oh, I see.  You must be the one who told that other girl that her makeup looks good.

As soon as my time machine arrives in the mail, I'm gonna revisit 2003, and check out your Myspace page.

God, I hate you.

The finger she still picks her nose with has become possessed. "Redrum!" (If you didn't get that reference, you are probably too young to be using the internet without parental supervision.  Naughty, naughty. )

That's incredibly clever and original. 

You're an idiot.

 Well, that's all for now, but don't go and get all disappointed, 'cause there's more where that came from.

Hello Kitty Has Retarded Friends

Scene Queens are probably the most notoriously obnoxious representatives for this brand.  If I were Hello Kitty, I'd sue these a-holes for misrepresentation of character and some sort of defamation.

Ok, that's actually pretty cute.

*shaking my head*

Really???

Embarrassing, to say the least.  But it isn't just Scene Girls abusing the Hello Kitty trademark.

 Crap, that's f**ked up.  Sorry, Hello Kitty.

....Okay, Gaga can do whatever she wants (even if it involves Hello Kitty), and I still lover her.