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domingo, 13 de noviembre de 2011

13th Zodiac Sign

So, apparently a the Earth's alignment has changed over the last few thousand years and there is now an additional Zodiac symbol called Ophiuchus.  To add to the excitement/disappointment, the other signs have rotated, so the sign representing the day of the month you were born may have changed.  I already hate my new sign.

Capricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18 - May 13
Taurus: May 13 - June 21
Gemini: June 21 - July 20
Cancer: July 20 - Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10 - Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16 - Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30 - Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23 - Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29 - Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17 - Jan. 20

Well, all you folks with tattoos of your Zodiac symbol, enjoy...



sábado, 12 de noviembre de 2011

So Many Heartbreaks

Queensland Inland Tsunami
We just back from Cairns, north of Queensland last week and now
south of Queensland is suffering the worst flood since 1974!
There are people missing, children lost their lives, houses washed away, business destroyed, roads gone!
These few days being the worst nightmare of all Queenslanders.
And the water keeps coming...
Very shocking, very sad!
With all the information on news and I am so afraid to turn on the TV and see people lost their cars their homes and the worst of all their loved ones.


Please help those affected by flood and donate to the flood relief appeal Here !

Donate online

Make a donation to the Premier’s Disaster relief appeal using a secure payment form.
Donate by phone

0600 – 2300 7 days on 1800 219 028
Donate by internet banking

The account details for donations are:

Account Name: Premiers Disaster Relief Appeal
BSB: 064 013
Account number: 1000 6800

SWIFT code for international donations: CTBAAU2S

Once your transaction is complete, you should record the receipt number for your transaction. If you do not receive a receipt number, contact your financial institution.

If you would like a receipt for tax purposes, please forward a request, with proof of donation to:

Premier's Disaster Relief Appeal
C/O Department of the Premier and Cabinet
PO Box 15185
City East QLD 4002
International donations

The account details international for donations are:

Account Name: Premiers Disaster Relief Appeal
BSB: 064 013
Account number: 1000 6800
SWIFT code: CTBAAU2S
Donate by mail

You can post a cheque donation – please do not send cash.

Cheques should be made payable to:

The Premier’s Disaster Relief Appeal
ABN: 69 689 161 916

Cheques should be posted to:

Premier’s Disaster Relief Appeal
C/O Department of the Premier and Cabinet
PO Box 15185
City East QLD 4002
Donate in person

Donations can be made at:

* Commonwealth Bank
* NAB
* Westpac
* ANZ
* BOQ
* Suncorp
* St.George Bank
* Bank SA (Bank of South Australia)
* Australian Central Credit Union
* Savings & Loans Credit Union
* Bank West
* Australian Central Credit Union
* Savings & Loans Credit Union
* Coles supermarkets.

Don't forget all the pets and animals, they also need our help.
Please donate to RSPCA Queensland .

sábado, 11 de junio de 2011

Birth Month Related to Ailments Later in Life

  A new study suggests that the reason for the discrepancy in ailments amongst spring born babies and fall babies may be linked to the mother's prenatal exposure to vitamin D, the "sunshine vitamin".   This study supports and elaborates on previous U.S. studies which found that those born in the autumn months live an average of 160 days longer than those born in the spring time.

As a March baby, the charts are embarrassingly accurate for myself.


Kinda depressing. 

Full story

martes, 31 de mayo de 2011

Obesity Is So Complicated When You're Reading HuffPo

    This is becoming extremely annoying watching people write article after article about how complicated weight loss is, and what our next excuse is for being fat.   Some of the more recent, laughable pieces; Blame The Workplace For American Obesity, Obesity in America: Are Factory Farms, Big Pharma and Big Food to Blame?, Combating Obesity: How and How Come, Are Chefs To Blame For Obesity?, Why is our Food Making us Fat?, Obesity: Character Flaw, or Neurochemical Disease?, and finally; Why We Get Fat.
     I am ready to begin arguing that its articles such as these that are contributing to obesity by obscuring the readers' understanding of obesity, while offering them excuses for their girth, blaming genetics and diseases.  These articles forgive the overweight reader, suggesting that not being obese is very difficult and complicated.  The last thing people who are overweight need is for the issue of weight loss to be translated into Greek.  We need to educate people on the simple facts, which require no special diet book sold on Amazon for $18.75, with the option of the "Extreme Weight Loss Guide" for and additional $8.85 (plus separate shipping and handling). 
      Obesity is simple.  It is the result of consuming more calories than you've used.  Weight loss is simple.  Use more calories than you consume.  The average person only requires 1,500 to 2,500 calories per day.  For every extra pound of body fat you have, that means that you consumed 3,500 calories more than what your body requires in order to function.   You can easily lose 1 pound of body fat in just over 3 days, by simply creating a calorie deficit of 500 calories per day (there are many online tools that can be used to calculate your required caloric intake, so you know how many calories to be taking in in order to maintain the deficit). 
      For your 500 calorie per day deficit, you can either create the entire deficit by adding exercise, or by reducing calorie consumption.  The best way, is to do a combination; 250 less calories consumed, and 250 calories burned with exercise.  A twenty ounce soda contains around 250 calories, so simply replace your afternoon Coke with a Diet Coke, or better yet, water (also, you should get in the habit of always reading nutrition labels when they are available to you).  Spend 30 minutes on an Elliptical Trainer to burn the other 250 calories.  
       Do this correctly, and you will lose two pounds of body fat per week.  Actual weight may not decrease, as you may be building muscle.  A good way to monitor your results is to take measurements around your waist, arms, and thighs.  Be patient, and stick with it.  If this is not effective, I suggest you see your doctor (who will most likely say that there is nothing wrong with you, you are simply cheating on your diet) because you may have a medical condition. 
      Its just that simple. 

My Big Brain Does It Agian

Just another example of my big ol' brain, hard at work.  Righting wrongs, and calling out those who are less informed. 

    I read an article at The Frisky about how singer, Adele hates paying her taxes, quoting her as saying,“Trains are always late, most state schools are s**t and I’ve gotta give you like four million quid. Are you having a laugh? When I got my tax bill in from [her first album] 19, I was ready to go and buy a gun and randomly open fire.”

     This is disturbing on a number of levels, but here is what happened when I commented (whilst biting my tongue and deciding not to mention her apparent homicidal wills). 

Comments

  • She sounds like a republican to me. I wish that sometimes, celebrities would just keep their mouthes shut. After you realize that you don't respect that person, its difficult to look past that, and appreciate their art.

  • camille905
    Like a republican how? Everyone I know (regardless of how much money they make) bitches about paying taxes. I'm sure it was a surprise to her how much she had to pay assuming that prior to her commercial success she was just a working stiff like the rest of us (or me anyway).

    And I'm sorry but most of the republicans I know aren't buying houses for their parents or setting up trust funds for family members- they're trying to keep as much as they can for themselves.

    Dislike.

  • "Like a republican how?"? Like a republican because she's making enough money that she can buy houses for family members, provide all the comfort and luxury for herself, and bitches about helping to support the trains and schools, which she apparently finds to be inadequate (not realizing that the reason for their inadequacy is lack of funding).

    The reason "most republicans" aren't buying houses for their parents is because "most republicans" are "working stiffs" who lack the education to understand that higher taxes on the wealthiest 1% of the population actually decreases their own tax burden, and helps to better their own quality of life by providing better public transit, schools, access to health care and community programs.

    The reason the republicans you know aren't buying houses and setting up trust funds is because the republicans that you know are not wealthy enough to benefit from being a republican, and they should probably reconsider their political stance.




     -You're welcome

lunes, 30 de mayo de 2011

Activism At It's Finest

     Animal rights activists are easily the sexiest of all activist groups, and here's why;
   That said, they are also one of the more pushy and judgmental groups of activists.   Having been a vegan for four years, and still remaining a vegetarian (another four years), I've had my fair share of exposure to the types that propagate these sort of acts.  

     The vegan community, I have noticed, often have a strong feeling of superiority over those meat eaters (who they seem to think, lack self control and morale).  This group is pushy, and bossy.  As a vegetarian (and former vegan), I would like to take a moment to assure meat eaters and leather/fur wearers that I really don't give a shit what you do.  I make my own lifestyle choices for my own reasons, and its none of my business whether or not you had bacon for breakfast. 

     Animal rights is a touchy subject, but those activists should be reminded that humans have been surviving off of the meat and hides of animals for thousands of years.  It was actually the addition of meat to the human diet which allowed us the extra nutrients for our brains to evolve into the modern human brain.

     The aspect of making animal farms and slaughter houses more humane is admirable, but don't tell people what they should and shouldn't eat based on your own moral values.

jueves, 26 de mayo de 2011

MTV Hits A New Moral And Entertainment Low


   From the genius minds behind the scenes at MTV comes the newest craptastic reality show featuring soulless shells of human beings, Electric Barbarellas.   The group has been described as "talentless", which is no surprise.   And it goes without saying, but I'll say it anyway, they are far less aesthetically pleasing than their predecessors, the Pussycat Dolls and the Spice Girls.
   The first hurdle to watching the show is surviving the theme song in the beginning.   The song, obviously sung by the Electric Barbarellas, touts that "nobody does it better".  

   The band features five members, one specially designed for each main demographic.

    Missy Marie, the alternative white chick with ink and attitude to boot!
Raven Elise, for those with a penchant for the Kardashians.
 Chelsea Costa, the stand-in, until they can find an Asian.
 Gynger Fluellen, the black chick. 
 Heather Naylor, the blonde Barbie doll ring leader.
 
   The atrocious music is, unfortunately, not the most offensive noise coming from these bimbos.  Every time they open their mouths, I pray that something completely retarded doesn't come out, but I am consistently disappointed.

   I can only assume that someone important at MTV is either doing a favor for a relative, or is making amends for sexual misconduct by agreeing to air this garbage.   Wow, this is crap!

 Episodes can be seen at mtv.com

miércoles, 25 de mayo de 2011

Idiots Turn Harmless Advetisement Into A Big Effing Deal

     In the last week or so, this Dove ad has taken a lot of heat.  Its unclear who exactly it is that's apparently offended by this advertisement, but I imagine that the real reason this story is getting so much press is because of the absurdity that one would interpret this to be offensive or racist.

   The claim is that the ad implies that the body wash will lighten your skin... Because the black woman is standing in front of the before picture, and the white woman is standing in front of the after picture, some doofus took this to mean that the black woman is "before", and the white woman is the "after" (rather than understanding that the images they are standing in front of, clearly labeled "Before" and "After", are depictions of the expected results).  Some people have too much time on their hands.   Damn conspiracy theorists...

martes, 24 de mayo de 2011

Michael Ian Black Entertains Me To No End

Michael Ian Black brought much joy into the hearts of his Twitter followers today when he began tweeting every move of the Asian man sitting next to him on his cross country flight today. 


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 I wonder if this Asian man will ever know how thoroughly entertaining he really is?